SpermWars2

The Spawning of Sperm-Wars:The Game

Sperm-Wars:The game was spawned by the merging of two epiphanies which had reveled themselves to me in early 1999. I felt as though I had seen the future, and was a little stunned and not quite sure what to think. After some reflection, I was sure that I had indeed seen the future. It was up to me to give birth to Sperm-Wars:The game and make it a reality.

Epiphany One: I was masturbating one day, and I thought to my self, 'this is fun and all, but where is the profit in this'? The market in the pre-discharge arena (Porn) of this activity is well developed but, the post-discharge market arena is not as well explored. Sure, there are a few sperm banks out there, but the naturally available supply far out weighs the all of the banks needs. There are billions of males in this world wasting their semen daily. If I could, only in some small way, tap this vastly underutilized well, it could well result in a 'gusher' of profit.

Epiphany Two: I found a pretty nice Nikon inverse microscope in the dumpster by my house. It had quite a few accessories, even some spare lamp bulbs. It was set up accept one or two 35mm cameras. The only thing missing, and easily fixed, was the power cord. I promptly rigged up a video camera and a TV and started looking at stuff, plant leaves, dog hair, cheek cells, etc. I had invited a few friends over to check out the new toy. So my friend Brent says "I have always wanted to see my own sperm, can wee see it on this thing?" I say, "Sure?" and go back to fiddling with the microscope. Needless to say, but unbeknownst to me, Brent runs back home, and soon runs back carrying petri dish and he says, "Here." We put some on a slide, and sure enough we could see those little swimmers racing all over the place.

Researchers over this last 15-20 years have discovered that there is quite allot of sperm competition in the humans. Some sperm have evolved to block another persons sperm from reaching an egg; there are even certain sperm designed to kill foreign sperm. I am by no means an expert on these things and have acquired most of my knowledge in the popular science media. But, I realized almost immediately that nobody was taking advantage of this naturally occurring sperm (and human male) competitiveness, not even for mere sport. Until now.

-the new sport of this millennium.

Next Page

Back